Monday, October 19, 2009

Soooooooo I was thinking.....When we talk of "they" who does that really mean? Are "they" the ones that tell us if we hold a toad, and it pees on us, we will get a wart? Or are "they" the same "they" that say if you sit too close to the T.V. you will go blind? Or how about when you cross your eyes, and your brother hits you in the back of the head, you will be cross eyed for life! Did "they" discover that by accident? How about when "they" say coffee stunts your growth? Who is "THEY"? "They" say that boys are faster then girls, girls are better listeners, and boys are better drivers. Really...I need to talk to this "THEY" I know that you have heard that "they" say that time heals everything? Or what about an apple a day keeps the Doctor away.
Is this "they" a group that gets together? Has a secret club? Do "they" really know what "they" are talking about?
"They" say you should wait a half hour before swimming, after eating, or you will get a stomach ache. "They" also told me that 2 snow flakes, are never a like. I think it is the same "they" that stated a full moon brings out the ware wolves in humans, and causes ordinary people to do very bazar and strange things. One of my favorites....when "they" say that if you really love someone, you will let them go. If they do not return to you, they were never yours to begin with. This to go along with when "they" tell you that it is better to have loved and lost, then never to have loved at all.
As I was pondering all of this, all I could picture was....

A very large person with warts on their body. Sitting around the pool eating apples, and never going swimming. If I really imagine them correctly, I am quite sure that "they" are perminatly croos-eyed, and some what blind. I am certain that "they" turn into a wear wolf on a full moon, and do the most bazar and strange things after midnight, and are very lonely. Perhaps from losing a love that was not theirs to begin with, but happy that "they" loved them in the first place. Possibly "they" are studying a cooler full of snow flakes, just to prove that no 2 are alike. They are probably drinking coffee, so I am positive that "they" are no taller then a first grader!!!!!!!

2 comments: